Hello Newbies & Veterans!!!!
Welcome to another fun season of WAKA Kickball! I do hope you have lots of fun this season by meeting new friends, reconnecting with old friends and of course getting a bit inebriated from playing flipcup, actually I hope you get a lot inebriated - it gives me something to write about.
I was supposed to be around last season and sadly I was not. I heard that I missed a lot of wonderful gossip like...a little Asian guy who loves to rub his nipples and several hookups. I bet you saying to yourself...who the hell is this person? I am a very important person to know in this league - but nobody knows me. I am DEEP THROAT! Who's deep throat? Well, if you ask anyone from CA Pacific division, I'm the person that reports on GMOT of the juicy gossip and scandals going on within the CA Pacific Division. I finally found a new home since CA Pacific is...I don't know what is going on with them! So I left and searched for a new home...here I am.
I am everywhere. So consider yourself warned. If you don't want to see yourself mentioned in this blog, then you should probably resort to acting like a boring, perfect, little angel. But if I know kickballers - you are NOT innocent! Nothing stays a secret in kickball. So if you are considering of having a secretive tryst with that cutie you will meet at the bar this Thursday, it will NOT be a secret by the next week!
Who likes who, who did what embarassing thing at the bar - all up for grabs! Don't forget...I have my little minions wandering around and WILL take pictures for me to post. You are not safe, no one is....MUWAHAHAHAHAHA.
Who is Deep Throat? That’s for me to know and you to NOT find out. To preserve the journalistic integrity of this column (and my super hero alter-ego), my identity must be kept a secret.
Please keep in mind that this column is just for fun - we will use discretion in posting anything that may cause any real harm ;-)
With that said...Happy Kickball!
<3 Deep Throat
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
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